Wednesday, December 31, 2014

first Date


Love this!!


easter basket


My stupid Mom hid my Easter basket really good.....who looks in the Dryer??.....Real Mature!!

Phone Sex


Don't have phone sex....you might get hearing aids!

state fair



The State Fair commercials are getting me excited for some greasy food.....yummy!

Pull tabbs


Got to love pull tabs...seeing that red line and not hoping its a playback and its a couple benjamins in my case! 

Dinner with Mommy


Going out to Dinner with my Mommy tonight.....How Cute of me to do this!!!

front row seats


Front Row seats for the Wild baby!! Beat this fruit loops!!

Nickelback


If you play Nickelback backwards you will hear messages from the Devil......Even worse if you play it forward you hear Nickelback!!

dinner post


Thanks for posting what you had for dinner.....the suspense was killing me!!

relationship


While everyone wants the perfect relationship , all I want is a Cheeseburger that looks like one in the commercials!!

nursing home


No better way to start your day then to help & make a few others smile at the Nursing Home while visiting my Grandma! 

vegetarian

Being Vegetarian is a Huge Missed Steak !!

fair tickets


Good Afternoon .....spent the afternoon visiting Grandma and also they were selling discounted State Fair Tickets at the Nursing Home so I purchased mine there.
 — feeling wonderful.

scare me

Things that scare me .....
1.Snakes
2.Spiders
3.Drawn on Eye Brows

Tears

Its OK to Cry when you are in Pain. Remember Tears are Prayers too. They travel to GOD when we can't Speak!

sounding Australian


Did you know ?? It impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian ?? ....like if you tried!

egg nog

Egg Nog is good no matter what anyone else says!

snow plowing

Keep it snowing baby ......more snow more plowing more money! And for everyone who hates it right now....IN YOUR FACE!

16 and Pregnant


I wonder if the girls on 16 and pregnant will come back and do 32 and grandma!

cold day

Seriously....all my years spent in ISD 281 I never got a cold day off and these kids are on there 3rd? .....spoiled brats! 

Toaster

Wouldn't that be cool if they made a clear toaster so you could see your toast getting toasted so then it never burns!

Valentines Day


Great to see so many of you getting flowers , candy , cards etc. And for the single people this is your opportunity to do something for a friend , neighbor , family member or yourself. Dont be upset your alone but be thankful to still be alive!

Woman text

Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman!

winter driving

I dont care if you have a big truck or whatever it is that you think can move through these conditions but if I see you spin out in the ditch I'm going to stop and kick a extra dent in your vehicle and say quit endagering me and others!

Love People

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I love to punch in the face.

Weird Fanta


When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I'm fantastic. Just weird!!

Selfie Gym


This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
 — at Life Time Fitness - Plymouth.

Elevators


If Jay Z and Ray Rice have taught me anything this past year, take the stairs, F*** those elevators!!!

Weight Loss




"LSD causes users to lose weight" Obviously You can't eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge.




I've accepted that I'll never get back to my original weight. After all, when you think about it, 7 lbs. 9 oz. is pretty unrealistic.

Weather


No one else in the country realizes how nice 45° feels when it's December in MN!! Love this

Merry Christmas 2014


Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

new years X Box

Looking forward to bringing in the New Year with a PBR & Xbox controller in my hand.....YEAH!! ‪#‎NOLIFEJOHNSON‬ 

santa 2014



I don't want to be the bearer of bad news everyone, but Santa isn't Real!!  JBB

Number 1 2015




My new years resolution is for no one to say happy new year to each other......Goodnight!!!