With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too
Sunday, December 17, 2017
check engine
My "check engine" light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.
non alcoholic beer
Seriously whats the point of non alcoholic beer.....its like a vibrator without batteries. Whats the fun if you cant get a buzz going ??
purchase the Home Shopping Network
QVC has agreed to purchase the Home Shopping
Network for around $2 Billion...OR just 100,250,627 easy payments of $19.95!
Network for around $2 Billion...OR just 100,250,627 easy payments of $19.95!
grades in school
Somehow we got talking about grades in school how it got brought up I dont know but one thing is for sure. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 was my blood alcohol content.
hang out sometime
If you run into someone you know and they say "we should hang out sometime", say "I'm ready to hang out now" and watch them panic.
complaining about being broke
Ever notice the people who spend the most money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? At least thats what I think anyways......
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