Sunday, December 17, 2017

"How It's Made"


They should make a "How It's Made" episode on how "How It's Made" is made.

SPF

What number SPF blocks people?

My theory on housework

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn´t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be

treat you fairly


Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

Walmart


Walmart…because going to Target requires identity theft protection and a shower.

drinking 8 glasses of water


Funny how drinking 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers, and 6 shots, go down quicker then Monica Lewinsky!

air conditioner repairman

It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave