Snow

Jon Benny Benson February 10 · Snow is like people: a little bit can be beautiful, too much sucks; and when it sticks around for too long it can make murdery feelings.

Billionaires

Jon Benny Benson February 14 · Crystal, MN · It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks.

Morning

Jon Benny Benson February 16 · Crystal, MN · I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

crazy woman

Jon Benny Benson February 17 · Robbinsdale, MN · Never call a woman crazy because she will say, “I’m not crazy!” and then go and do something crazy. Probably with matches.

peachy coffee

Jon Benny Benson February 22 · Crystal, MN · I just drank a cup of coffee after I got home and realized life is just peachy!!

Win her heart

Jon Benny Benson March 2 · Crystal, MN · Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she's laughing at your junk.

I Lied

Jon Benny Benson March 7 at 11:44am · So I lied when I said I wasn't going to have a drink today!! — at Patrick McGovern's Pub.