Friends

Jon Benny Benson

35 mins · 

I might not have all the friends I used to have when I was younger, but the ones I have now will be the ones who will help me through thick and thin. I will always be the smart ass that says stupid things. I won't change anything, but most of you know I would do anything for you!

State Farm

Jon Benny Benson

1 hr · 

Why is that dude chatting with Jake from State Farm at three in the morning anyhow?

Facebook

Jon Benny Benson

August 29, 2011 · 

I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody" so when someone posts something stupid, I can click like and it will say "Nobody Likes This."

Pedophiles

Jon Benny Benson

August 31, 2011 · 

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…

Jelly fish

Jon Benny Benson

September 2, 2011 · 

Go piss on a friend. They may have been stung by a jellyfish & are too embarrassed to ask for help. You'll be a hero.

Elderly Woman

Jon Benny Benson

September 4, 2011 · 

An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Yup, she needs a walker!

Money

Jon Benny Benson

September 6, 2011 · 

is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?