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Sunday, December 17, 2017

Have a great weekend & be safe everyone. Also Remember: Never look at your beer as half-empty. Look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer.

Not to brag, but I still owe Blockbuster $2.00 for not rewinding Weekend at Bernies.

Tuesday is nothing more than a cheap, wanna be Monday.

🤣 You know with all the political crap going on Right now I just want to let everyone know I just made Romney noodles Obama self.

I don't care how important you think you are. You should do what you learned in kindergarten and be patient and wait your turn

You ready ? ? ......Seriously you ready for the bad joke of the day ?? Here you go:
What do you call it when you fall in love on Aug. 21, 2017?

A total eclipse of the heart. (Your Welcome)

They should make a "How It's Made" episode on how "How It's Made" is made.