Shout out to the post office for delivering my recycling to me every day.
Sunday, December 17, 2017
Raking leafs
It's OK God I know how you work. For the whole morning not one leaf fell but after I finished with the raking you decide it's funny how all the leaves look better on the lawn again.....real mature!!
Girls phone number
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." .......your morning funny!!
Joint Session Congress
What do you call a bunch of congressmen sitting around smoking dope...... a joint session!! your funny for the morning
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