Tuesday, March 31, 2015

stalkers

Jon Benny Benson March 12 at 10:20pm · Crystal, MN · Would like to say Good Night to my stalker(s)! I’ll try to update my status often so that your time spent stalking me won’t be wasted. Have a nice day, loser!

so many people

Jon Benny Benson March 14 at 1:23pm · Crystal, MN · So many people… So few ways to tell them where to go.

3rd Period Magic

Jon Benny Benson March 17 at 8:45pm · Crystal, MN · Wild better make that 3rd Period magic happen and if not I'm pushing a Leprechaun over and laughing!!!

NCAA Bracket

Jon Benny Benson March 19 at 1:23pm · Crystal, MN · I read, like, 2 articles about basketball, so I'm feeling super confident about my bracket.

2020 Vision

Jon Benny Benson March 20 at 10:30pm · I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in five years time. Seriously, I don't have 2020 vision

Mornings

Jon Benny Benson March 22 at 9:05am · Mornings Suck!!

Almond Milk

Jon Benny Benson March 24 at 6:27pm · Crystal, MN · I bet it's called Almond Milk, because no one would buy Nut Juice.