Elderly Woman

Jon Benny Benson

September 4, 2011 · 

An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Yup, she needs a walker!

Money

Jon Benny Benson

September 6, 2011 · 

is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Pulled over

Jon Benny Benson

September 7, 2011 · 

discovered today that when a police officer says, "Sir, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?", you should never respond with "Officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?".

Pandas

Jon Benny Benson

September 8, 2011 · 

Man...I love pandas, there so chill. There like "Dude racism is stupid, im white, black and asian!"

Guess

Jon Benny Benson

September 14, 2011 · 

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

I wanna Watch

Jon Benny Benson

September 15, 2011 · 

i got a rolex from the lesbians next door for a thank you gift. i think they misunderstood when i told them, ""i wanna watch""

Beer Toast

Jon Benny Benson

October 15, 2011 · 

Zigi Wilf Zigy Wilf.....Aoye Aoye Ayoe!!