Jon Benny Benson
When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
OLIVES DON'T belong
Ok let's get this settled! When you order a beer OLIVES DON'T belong in there!! In no way shape or form should you eat a snack from your beer mug when finished!!!
a different path in life
Often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now.
unfriended you on FB
You can't be mad and let everyone know someone unfriended you on FB , but be happy for the true friends who are always there for you!!
watching cherry bombs
Mom stops over for dinner & I'm drinking a beer and doing cherry bombs & of course she asks what that red "shit" is. Would you like one momma and she said yes and there we have it a new fan of bombs!!
Water bottle Flipping
Quit with the water bottle flipping!! People my age were doing that with All sport & Tahitian Treat bottles back at Hosterman......over 20 years ago!!
refurbished cop cars
People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you & think you're a douche!!
Guy Post lady post
A guys post: What a beautiful night! 7 likes!
Ladies Post: I just saw 3 fireflies! 97 likes!
Feel Lonely
If you feel lonely... dim all lights & put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore
Vacation
Closing down shop and looking forward to vacation time. Porterhouses every night with a side of T-bone & Filet for desert!
Chap Stick
Not until you purchase a brand new chap stick the other one just magically appears again!
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