Snow

Jon Benny Benson February 10 · Snow is like people: a little bit can be beautiful, too much sucks; and when it sticks around for too long it can make murdery feelings.

Billionaires

Jon Benny Benson February 14 · Crystal, MN · It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks.

Morning

Jon Benny Benson February 16 · Crystal, MN · I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

crazy woman

Jon Benny Benson February 17 · Robbinsdale, MN · Never call a woman crazy because she will say, “I’m not crazy!” and then go and do something crazy. Probably with matches.

peachy coffee

Jon Benny Benson February 22 · Crystal, MN · I just drank a cup of coffee after I got home and realized life is just peachy!!

Win her heart

Jon Benny Benson March 2 · Crystal, MN · Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she's laughing at your junk.

I Lied

Jon Benny Benson March 7 at 11:44am · So I lied when I said I wasn't going to have a drink today!! — at Patrick McGovern's Pub.

Friend Circle

Jon Benny Benson March 9 at 1:41pm · Crystal, MN · There comes a time when your friend circle decreases in size, but increases in value..!! smile emoticon

Thank the people

Jon Benny Benson March 11 at 9:52pm · Plymouth, MN · Just want to thank the people who have walked into my life and made it great. And also thank you to those who have walked out and made it fantastic!

stalkers

Jon Benny Benson March 12 at 10:20pm · Crystal, MN · Would like to say Good Night to my stalker(s)! I’ll try to update my status often so that your time spent stalking me won’t be wasted. Have a nice day, loser!

so many people

Jon Benny Benson March 14 at 1:23pm · Crystal, MN · So many people… So few ways to tell them where to go.

3rd Period Magic

Jon Benny Benson March 17 at 8:45pm · Crystal, MN · Wild better make that 3rd Period magic happen and if not I'm pushing a Leprechaun over and laughing!!!

NCAA Bracket

Jon Benny Benson March 19 at 1:23pm · Crystal, MN · I read, like, 2 articles about basketball, so I'm feeling super confident about my bracket.

2020 Vision

Jon Benny Benson March 20 at 10:30pm · I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in five years time. Seriously, I don't have 2020 vision

Mornings

Jon Benny Benson March 22 at 9:05am · Mornings Suck!!

Almond Milk

Jon Benny Benson March 24 at 6:27pm · Crystal, MN · I bet it's called Almond Milk, because no one would buy Nut Juice.

You the Bomb

Jon Benny Benson March 25 at 3:18pm · Crystal, MN · "You the bomb" "No you the bomb" Kind gesture in America. Argument in the Middle East.

the day I was Born

Jon Benny Benson March 27 at 11:46am · Crystal, MN · Sometimes I just sit back and think about the day I was born. I was so surprised about it that I didn't even talk for a year n a half! ‪#‎Life‬

Iam Awesome

Jon Benny Benson Yesterday at 3:25pm · I am so awesome I should have theme music playing every time I enter a room.

Green Beer

Jon Benny Benson 8 hrs · Crystal, MN · Edited · Saw someone drinking a green beer!! Must be some weird tradition people do once a year!!

Hotel Fabreeze

Jon Benny Benson March 6 at 12:38pm · Febreeze always a great option to bring when at Hotel with friends. Always that one that stinks up the room!! ‪#‎Fartbrain‬

Friend circle

Jon Benny Benson 11 hrs · Crystal, MN · There comes a time when your friend circle decreases in size, but increases in value..!! smile emoticon

can't sleep

Jon Benny Benson Can't sleep so watching Mens Figure Skating........hahaha just joshing you!!!