Wednesday, December 31, 2014
easter basket
My stupid Mom hid my Easter basket really good.....who looks in the Dryer??.....Real Mature!!
Pull tabbs
Got to love pull tabs...seeing that red line and not hoping its a playback and its a couple benjamins in my case!
Nickelback
If you play Nickelback backwards you will hear messages from the Devil......Even worse if you play it forward you hear Nickelback!!
relationship
While everyone wants the perfect relationship , all I want is a Cheeseburger that looks like one in the commercials!!
While everyone wants the perfect relationship , all I want is a Cheeseburger that looks like one in the commercials!!
nursing home
No better way to start your day then to help & make a few others smile at the Nursing Home while visiting my Grandma!
fair tickets
Good Afternoon .....spent the afternoon visiting Grandma and also they were selling discounted State Fair Tickets at the Nursing Home so I purchased mine there.
— feeling wonderful.Tears
Its OK to Cry when you are in Pain. Remember Tears are Prayers too. They travel to GOD when we can't Speak!
sounding Australian
Did you know ?? It impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian ?? ....like if you tried!
snow plowing
Keep it snowing baby ......more snow more plowing more money! And for everyone who hates it right now....IN YOUR FACE!
cold day
Seriously....all my years spent in ISD 281 I never got a cold day off and these kids are on there 3rd? .....spoiled brats!
Toaster
Wouldn't that be cool if they made a clear toaster so you could see your toast getting toasted so then it never burns!
Valentines Day
Great to see so many of you getting flowers , candy , cards etc. And for the single people this is your opportunity to do something for a friend , neighbor , family member or yourself. Dont be upset your alone but be thankful to still be alive!
winter driving
I dont care if you have a big truck or whatever it is that you think can move through these conditions but if I see you spin out in the ditch I'm going to stop and kick a extra dent in your vehicle and say quit endagering me and others!
Love People
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I love to punch in the face.
Weird Fanta
When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I'm fantastic. Just weird!!
Elevators
If Jay Z and Ray Rice have taught me anything this past year, take the stairs, F*** those elevators!!!
Weight Loss
"LSD causes users to lose weight" Obviously You can't eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge.
I've accepted that I'll never get back to my original weight. After all, when you think about it, 7 lbs. 9 oz. is pretty unrealistic.
Merry Christmas 2014
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
new years X Box
Looking forward to bringing in the New Year with a PBR & Xbox controller in my hand.....YEAH!! #NOLIFEJOHNSON
Number 1 2015
My new years resolution is for no one to say happy new year to each other......Goodnight!!!
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